This can be taken a few different ways.


The love of my life, Michael Cera LIVE now on WNYC (FM link on left hand side).
this is for the girls: olalla & sara.

ay, mi novio como me mira!

va desnudo de cintura hacia abajo, como los presentadores del telenoticias.

"Drinking Light Beer is like having sex in a canoe…fucking close to water."

How I met your mother’s 4th season is here! And the first episode is amazing :)

232. There is exactly one place where it is acceptable to wear gym clothes.

(via rulesformyunbornson)

You read my mind. Always.

125. A t-shirt is neither a philosophy nor an advertisement. It’s a shirt. Wear it plain.

(via rulesformyunbornson)

I always refuse to buy not-plain t-shirts.

Asking for help on the internet

Seriously, this thread made me laugh A LOT. Remember not asking for help on any blog/yahoo answers/whatever.

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Drunk


1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Via PantherModerns (Thanks to commacommachameleon

How sad is to say I’ve been through half of them?

Whenever i come back, the air on railroad is making the same sounds.  And the shop fronts on holly are dirty words (asterisks in for the vowels).  We peered through the windows… new bottoms on barstools but the people remain the same, with prices inflating.  As if saved from the gallows.  There’s a bellow of buzzers and the people stop working and they’re all so excited.  Passing through unconscious states.  When i awoke i was on the highway.  With your hand on my shoulders, a meaningless movement… a moviescript ending,  And the patrons are leaving, leaving.  Now we all know the words were true in the sappiest songs (yes, yes).  I’ll put them to bed, but they won’t sleep, they’re just shuffling the sheets, they toss and turn, (you can’t begin to get it back).  Passing through unconscious states.  When i awoke i was on  The onset of a later stage… the headlights are beacons on the highway.
so. true.
I’ve been really into the third one in my first years of college. Anyway, all of them are totally true!

Things I totally hate:

- Enya music

- Knuckle cracking

- Cinnamon

- Clowns

- Interpol (music band)

- Orange colour

- Camomile tea

- Calvin and Hobbes

0,5 each.

Daily best tattoos: