"Drinking Light Beer is like having sex in a canoe…fucking close to water."
How I met your mother’s 4th season is here! And the first episode is amazing :)
232. There is exactly one place where it is acceptable to wear gym clothes.
You read my mind. Always.
125. A t-shirt is neither a philosophy nor an advertisement. It’s a shirt. Wear it plain.
I always refuse to buy not-plain t-shirts.
Asking for help on the internet
Seriously, this thread made me laugh A LOT. Remember not asking for help on any blog/yahoo answers/whatever.
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Drunk
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
How sad is to say I’ve been through half of them?
Things I totally hate:
- Enya music
- Knuckle cracking
- Interpol (music band)
- Orange colour
- Camomile tea
- Calvin and Hobbes
Daily best tattoos: